“When there’s nothing left to burn you have to set your ‘phone’ on fire”

A ‘technical type of writing’ suits best on ‘un-inspirational’/lazy days like today:

EXPERIMENT: What exactly occurs when you give Korean, Japanese, Mexican, Chinese, Taiwanese, Latvian, Thai and Guatemalan (“business-related”) students large quantities of meat, beer and a grill?

HYPOTHESIS: They will, effectively and efficiently, cook a great barbecue.

RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT: (You are free to make your own observations...)

CONCLUSIONS: Hypothesis 100% rejected.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Next time decrease ethanol (alcohol) ingested quantities and… hide all of the group members’ mobile phones to prevent 'inconveniences'. 

*Source of this blog post’s title: Song from Canadian band ‘Stars’.